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Joke of the Day

"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"

"Revere rides a horse saying ""The British are Coming""and it's heroic but I hop a pogo stick naked screaming ""look at me""and it's probation?"

"Wife: You put the wrong date on this. Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"What do you call an ""Asian"" that loves using moisturizer? Laotian."

"A friend of mine from Europe told me this beer joke What's the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe? Nothing. They're both fucking close to water."

"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."