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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"
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"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."
"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."
"I accidentally popped your first balloon. The second was my favorite."
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"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours."
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"MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing."