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Joke of the Day
"I was going to throw an earth day party But I forgot to planet."
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"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"
"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"
"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."
"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."
"Naming my favorite books is like choosing which of my kids I love more! In that I have a full list right here, do you have a pencil ready"
"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."