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Joke of the Day

"What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells? I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"Still waiting on the ""Once you go black, you'll never go back"" episode of Mythbusters."

"You can't die, man! Not right now. Not on my watch! *lifts dead body and pulls watch put from under it*"

"My girlfriend isn't a cunt She's not that deep or warm"

"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."

"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."

"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"

"It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states."

"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."

"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."