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Joke of the Day

"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""

"What did the worker ant say when the queen ant asked him to make mittens for all of the other ants? *Fuck.*"

"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."

"You say cannibal, I say people person."

"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"

"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"

"I robbed a place with my boner and said it was a gun... I got a pretty STIFF punishment. I did HARD time. It was LONG sentence."

"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."

"I taught the kids to sign my name on report cards and detention slips because a good parent knows how to delegate responsibility."

"I know the **BEST** way to get someone interested in something. Actually, never mind, maybe I shouldn't tell you."