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Joke of the Day
"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"
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"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."
"Where do Orcish cows go to hang out? *Moooooooo*rdor."
"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."
"Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying. ""If you build it...they will come""?"
"My dad asks my little brother, ""Hey son do you know what sea monster's favorite snack is?"" ""Ships and dip!"" *dips chip in dip*"
"What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!"
"Brand new porn Genres.. Skin cancer victims starring Bernie Peters"
"Think training raptors is tough? Imagine Dragons."