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Joke of the Day

"Cannibal one liner A cannibal passed a priest in the woods."

"How can you tell the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care"

"I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest."

"Sometimes I break into hives. But only because I hate bees."

"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."

"You can find me in the club, eatin' Cap'n Crunch I'm into having snacks, I ain't into making lunch"

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"

"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."

"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."

"A male feminist walks into a bar. . . Because it was set so low"