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Joke of the Day

"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."

"FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends."

"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"

"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."

"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"

"Me: I should stop drinking Me: Why? Me: I dunno Me: You're awesome when you drink Me: Really? Me: Yeah Me: Thanks, me. You're alright"

"Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? He was too far out man"

"An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. Look at Steve Jobs."

"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"

"What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."