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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse? A solar ellipses..."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking."

"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"

"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."

"So, my boyfriend said my handjobs weren't very good I beat him into submission."

"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."

"My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on."