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Joke of the Day
"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."
Next Joke
"Damn girl are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you."
"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."
"BREAKING: A Tiny Fortune Teller Has Robbed a Bank And Is Now On The Loose! The headline reads: Small Medium At Large!"
"Chromebooks."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? An udder failure"
"Parenting styles often relax as you have more kids. For example my 1st born ate only all-natural, organic food. My 2nd eats broken glass."
"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."
"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""
"How can you get 20 jews into a VW Beetle? Easy - just use the ashtray"