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Joke of the Day

"CAPS LOCK. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY!"

"What do 9/10 people enjoy Gang rape. Credit to Jack Whitehall and Bad education."

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"I think that Stephen Hawking is a con man.... My sister is in a wheelchair and she's as thick as shit!"

"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"

"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."

"I now know I drink too much. I walked out on my deck and swear I heard a mosquito yell out to his all his friends that the bar just opened."

"What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? I stuff the turkey before eating it."

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."

"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"