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Joke of the Day
"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"
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"You can't spell feminism without men. Women are notoriously bad spellers."
"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."
"Dogs are some of the coolest people I've ever met."
"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."
"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."
"What do you call someone who masturbates a lot? A nutcracker."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex"
"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"
"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up."