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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."

"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"

"A chicken lays a man on the floor Which came first?"

"What kind of key gets shit done? A do key."

"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."

"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"

"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"

"Dude, I'd love to go out with you, but this one person 80s dance party in my living room isn't going to host itself."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that."

"I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't I slimmed down?"