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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."

"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."

"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""

"1st old man says ""I wish I could pee with no problems"", 2nd old man says ""I wish I could poop easily"", 3rd old man says ""I easily do both by 10am...."" "".... problem is, I don't wake up til noon"""

"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."

"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."

"I'd like rap a lot better if they sang, played instruments, had talent, and didn't rap."

"Makes sense Apple fans would buy a MacBook candle... ...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames."

"[at ER] ME: my stomach hurts. DOC: have you been able to eat anything today? ME: yeah, like 75 pieces of pizza."

"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."