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Joke of the Day
"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"
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"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done."
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"
"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."
"How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink? You add ices."
"Well, she was raised to refer to dinner as 'supper' so obviously it wasn't going to work out in the end."
"Coworker: Man, it's brutally cold outside! Me: Yes, very weather, much winter."
"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."
"So TSA took a Buzz Lightyear toy off a child... I guess they thought it would say ""To infinity... and be-bombed"""
"A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It"