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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."
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"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."
"How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich."
"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"
"I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage."
"I just moved into an apartment above a jazz club... I was sick of paying for sax."
"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill"
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"
"___________________________________ With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."