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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!"

"What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers? Beyblades."

"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."

"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."

"A man waiting for a heart transplant... ... says ""I only want the heart of a dead lawyer."" ""Why?"" asks the doctor. ""I want one that's never been used."""

"Real geniuses never talk about that they are a genius. I know from myself."

"School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute."

"Wanna hear a zoophile joke? So, this guy gets into a bar."

"If Twitter has taught me anything in 6 years, it's ""that"" is the most unnecessary word in the English language."