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Joke of the Day

"What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers? Beyblades."

"Boss: Where's the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven't made any progress that's my report What I imagine it'd be like if I had a job"

"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."

"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."

"The interviewer asked me, ""What's your worst quality?"" I said, ""I tend to speak my mind."" He said, ""I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing..."" I said, ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."

"So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life."

"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF"