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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a zoophile joke? So, this guy gets into a bar."
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"I ran over my wife yesterday I was devastated, but she was crushed"
"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."
"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""
"Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG"
"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"
"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."
"They say 1 in 5 people now live next door to a child molester. Can you believe that?? We'll not me, I live next to 2 smokin' hot 12 year olds!"
"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes? Chicken ceaser salad."