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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."
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"Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays"
"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"
"Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem"
"If Linkin Park was to describe photons: ""[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."""
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
"What is long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber"
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""
"I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast."
"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"