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Joke of the Day
"Why are baseball players so cool? They always have their fans around."
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"What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say? No [Bhikkhunis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed."
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"Sobriety test Cop: You been drinking? Me: No. Cop: Say the alphabet backwards. Me: Alphabet the. Cop: Hilarious. Say each letter. Me: Each letter."
"There's a marble statue of Mr. Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about"
"*emailing professor after exams* it hAs been An Awesome And greAt yeAr thAnks for the AmAzing clAss you hAve tAught me A lot"
"I raise the acceptable weight limit of potential sex partners everyday I go without getting laid. Today I hit 2 tons."
"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."
"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"