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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"
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"[The Beatles writing Here Comes The Sun] Paul: so what should come after here comes the sun? [Ringo screams from bathroom]: Doo Doo, Doo Doo"
"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."
"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."
"Anal sex is like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a kid, yo won't enjoy it as an adult."
"Has anyone here ever tried Ethiopian food? They haven't either."
"My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane."
"I used the word ""procreate"" at work today... ... and a pregnant girl asked me what it meant."
"What do Japanses pirates do? Fry pranes."
"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'."