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Joke of the Day
"Why is Africa hot? Because of dat Djibouti."
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"Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying."
"My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs."
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"What is it called when a hacker poops? Logging out"
"A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"
"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"
"i was just roughed up by a hipster bully. he gave me a knuckle sandwich, but also offered a gluten free alternative"
"Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !"
"What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos"