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Joke of the Day

"Sobriety test Cop: You been drinking? Me: No. Cop: Say the alphabet backwards. Me: Alphabet the. Cop: Hilarious. Say each letter. Me: Each letter."

"""Keep busy, you should."" Yoda said. ""Make your Dagobah faster, it will."""

"My wife has an odd way of starting conversations. She always begin by saying ""Hey, are you even listening?"""

"How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?"

"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Describe yourself in 2 words."" Me: ""Atinubs. Econsibu."" Interviewer: ""You're hired. Welcome to CAPTCHA."""

"Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ? Because they carry guns instead"

"Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, ""1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?"" and ""2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"""

"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you..."