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Joke of the Day

"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."

"[at the pet store] Me: I'd like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn't he cute? Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""

"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."

"If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something..."

"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"

"There's nothing funny about vagina jokes Period."