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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."
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"Dear toilet paper makers, We've all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the middle softer. Sincerely, Our asses."
"What do you call a cow's mate? Its significant *udder*."
"It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds? There's twenty of them."
"Some Doctors see Private Clients Other Doctors see their Client's Privates."
"Why was the doctor so stressed out? He lost his patients..."
"Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke."
"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""
"What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets."