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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."
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"I rang my boss and said ""what is the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I don't know"" ""I am not coming into work today""."
"What's Hitler's least favorite month? Jewn"
"People on the Internet are like People in Overwatch They always take offence"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""
"[Arby's] BRO [jumping into car]: GO ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."
"When do virgin guys get some ass ? when their fingers go through the toilet paper"
"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."