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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."
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"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."
"That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off..."
"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."
"TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade"
"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"
"What does a pedophile and a tortoise have in common? They both want to get there before the hare."
"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"