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Joke of the Day
"If you 2 apples and your uncle gives you one, what do you have? A sore ass."
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"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon; teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Fridays."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"
"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."
"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"
"My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him."
"Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job."
"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."