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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's least favorite month? Jewn"
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"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."
"On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss ""Shhh, you want them to hear you?"""
"Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore."
"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"
"My beard has grown so much. It's time to ... shampoo."
"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"
"Need jokes with the same punchline as this. Help! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."