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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""

"Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon"

"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"

"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"[febreze commercial Take 1] We've blindfolded Steve and brought him into this room where we brutally murdered his family a week ago to demonstrate the strong odor fighting power of Febreze"

"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""

"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"

"I've been reading a book on euthanasia... It's so good I can't put it down."

"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."