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Joke of the Day

"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."

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"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."
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