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Joke of the Day

"Sent a tweet with a typo. Deleted it and now I'm gonna be bummed about until mid June."

"I had a friend from Ukraine. Now he's from Russia."

"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."

"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat."

"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"

"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."

"That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit."

"Political Joke The Economy"