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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."

"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"

"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"

"I have a condition that makes my heart rate jump when I see a poorly dressed person. It's called tackycardia."

"Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes."

"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"

"Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."

"Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked."