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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."
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"I read a book called 'The Anti-Climax' The first part of it was great, but...."
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"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."
"6 yo: *yells* Mom! I'm on level 18!!!! Me: *peeks in room* PAGE 18, princess. You're reading. 6 yo: Oh"
"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."
"Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat ""so sorry so sorry"" and keep moving forward."