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Joke of the Day

"After my doctor performed my prostate exam he left the room... Soon my nurse walked in and with a puzzled look asked, ""Who was that?"""

"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."

"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."

"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."

"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"

"Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep."

"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."

"How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?"

"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."