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Joke of the Day

"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."

"A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window. The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks. The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces. The windows phone freezes mid decent."

"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."

"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."

"Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer."

"Guess drunk? I'm what!"

"My doctor prescribed me viagra and ex-lax today. Now I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting. ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news."

"_____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!"

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"