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Joke of the Day
"What's 11q minus 1q? You're welcome."
Next Joke
"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."
"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""
"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"
"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."
"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."
"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""
"I tried giving up erections for lent... but it got pretty hard."
"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"
"So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years"