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Joke of the Day

"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."

"I hate when my cat brings in a dead bird and I have to pretend I enjoy eating it so I don't hurt his feelings"

"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."

"I had amnesia once - maybe twice."

"Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies."

"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."

"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"