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Joke of the Day

"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."

"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels."

"Why do bees hum They don't know the words"

"Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess."

"Alcohol is like liquid Photoshop for real life."

"You know how the bud light campaign got through PR? Because the guys at bud light aren't used to getting consent and don't take no for an answer."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"How do you make an Italian plumber cry? You kill his family"

"How to always be positive in life: | life |"

"Playing that 'Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?' song on your iPhone, full blast while entering a public toilet stall, feels pretty good."