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Joke of the Day
"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""
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"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""
"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""
"I can't wait until humans move to a new planet and someone says, 'Remember having 24-hour days?' and some jerk responds, 'First world problems.' -Geoffrey Asmus"
"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."
"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"
"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."
"What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish? Sitting in the back of the oven. Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!"
"What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake."
"You haven't seen true happiness until you've looked into the face of a white person when The Cha Cha Slide comes on at a wedding."