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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"
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"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."
"My wife got mad at me because apparently turn on the veg doesn't mean.. Finger her disabled sister"
"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."
"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker."
"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."
"Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley."
"i have a little piece of wood i like to gently hit my wifes breasts with.... its a mammary stick."