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Joke of the Day
"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""
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"*Takes our kid away so my wife can have a break* *Takes kid to pub* *Bumps into wife at pub*"
"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... /r/relationships: Break up with him."
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"
"I was forced to put my grades up for adoption I just couldn't raise them"
"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"
"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."
"what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends"
"A man tells his wife...... Husband: Hey, you and I should make a sex tape! For the future! Wife: Ehhhhh........ It'd be more like a vine."