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Joke of the Day

"What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called? Boysenberries"

"My dad walked in on me masturbating... he said, ""quit doing that, you'll go blind""! I said, ""dad, I'm over here""!"

"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."

"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"

"The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting you don't have a problem."

"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"

"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"

"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."