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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"
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"The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter"
"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."
"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"
"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."
"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What is the most popular candy in Rwanda? Tutsi roll"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !"
"Alzheimer's Joke (might be a repost)"
"I was talking to a mathematician the other day about fractions it was fair to say, our opinions were divided"