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Joke of the Day

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours."

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"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."
"(Rushes to hospital) Dr: Your mother is extremely critical. Me: Don't overreact doctor, she's like that with everyone."
"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."
"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."
"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."
"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"
"Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist!"
"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... SIZES Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and ""Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"""
"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"