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Joke of the Day
"I saw a BMW driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today. That was the joke."
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"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""
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" she's just a small time girl workin at Jurassic Woooorld opened a raptor cage now they're everywhere "
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