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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute? Whoreigami"

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"[on a Speed date] pop quiz hotshot, if this date goes below 50 mph it explodes [her] that makes no sense [I mouth a tiny explosion sound]"

"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"

"Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with ""America"" written on it."

"A woman who's PMSing and a terrorist... What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"I once asked a friend what he would do if the world was going to end. He told me he would fuck anything that moves. He then asked me the same question. I told him I'd stand very very still."

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."

"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"