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Joke of the Day
"A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around"
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"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"
"Starbucks needs a separate line for people who say ""um"""
"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."
"What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7? Jack off"
"why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman"
"Guy behind me in line at the gas station was standing close enough to reenact the pottery scene from ghost."
"What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships? (OC) Brogues before Hos"