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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that promising new male porn star? His studio described him as ""up and cumming""."

"Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects"

"Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips."

"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."

"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher."

"I held a convention for solipsists. Nobody else showed up. So I sent everyone home."

"ME: Why can't everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can't you ME: Don't change the subject"

"My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save."

"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" The son replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""