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Joke of the Day
"Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects"
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"Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?"
"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."
"DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]"
"What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault? One's a leaker, one's a Le Car."
"How did the Roman cut his hair? Caesar"
"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"
"M$ forever! [oneliner] The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner."
"I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time"
"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, Awesome, now we're both barking"