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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned? He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway."
Next Joke
"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'."
"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
"[weather guy on TV] ""Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"""
"What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon."
"a man walks into a bar ouch"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't."
"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."