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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"
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"[at my high school reunion] Hey guys, remember last year when we toilet papered Mrs. Krebb's house? ""Dude that was in 1991."""
"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."
"Batman walks into a bar... ...Followed by 24 Sodium atoms."
"What do you call two skunks sixty-nining? Odor eaters."
"I knock some sense into people with a hammer."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy."
"How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them."